Stranger: i think im a cat
You: can I pet you?
You: I like cats
Stranger: yes !!
Stranger: im a good kitty
Stranger: meow
You: I bet I can make you purrr
You: where do you like to be touched?
Stranger: well it's not so hard . i love peting , purr
Stranger: well i dont care .
You: good! I like having all options open
You: wait......... m or f
You:
Stranger: guess
Stranger: im a female kitty
You: oh yum
You: I love to pet the chest
You: not really pet, more like stroke
Stranger: mmmeow , sounds good
Stranger: *kitty licks your hands *
You: good kitty
You: kitty, come sit on my lap
Stranger: *sitting , and looking on you *
Stranger: *puting my head under you hand , pet me
You: this is weird.... all these metaphors are turnin me on
Stranger: it's ok . i think , you can take me home if you want
You: i would love to take you home
Stranger: you'll give me milk ?
You: as much as you want. But you have to earn it first
Stranger: can i sleep in your bed?
You: of course, theres room just enough for you and me
Stranger: then ill like to be your kitty
You: when night comes, I'll make you purr so loud
Stranger: mmmmm , ill get milk then ?
Stranger: warm milk
You: kitty, I have something a little different than milk. But yea, its pretty warm....
Stranger: you want to give me a name ?
You: Jason
You: you?
Stranger: natalie
You: I like that name
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: it'll be my cat name too ?
You: Yes. I'll whisper it right in your ear doing the night just so you know its yours
You: *during
Stranger: nice , *love's my owner *
Stranger: it's cold , ill get in sit in your shirt
You: I'll put my arms around you to keep you warm
You: stroke your chest to get your mind of the cold
Stranger: mmmm , i love your lower belly , sitting here makes me warm
Stranger: hugs and bites your hands
Stranger: i have a pink collar with a bell
You: are you still cold?
Stranger: nope . you warmed me up
You: oops! my other kitty is home....
Stranger: other kitty ?
You: yeaa.... I love her.
You: nice talking to you