Ivanx is my hero

[Sesu Reinoruzu]

she change lives and doesn't afraid of anything



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like sex.

Stranger: M

You: f

Stranger: 16

You: 19

Stranger: Cali

You: same

You: southern cali

Stranger: Me to by Torrance and Wilmington and Compton

Stranger: How tall are you??

You: 5 3

Stranger: Your little:)

You: >_>

You: I know

You: u?

Stranger: It's cool tho I'm 6'0

Stranger: Just means I can man handle you;)

You: to be honest i prefer my mena bit shorter

Stranger: No way why??

You: at some point it becomes intimidating

Stranger: I'll be gentle I promise;)

You: YA FUK OFF MAN

You: I SAID NO

You: DID YOU NOT READ THE WORDS ON YOUR SCREEN

You: I AINT HAVING THIS SHIT

Stranger: I'll never hit a women unless she likes being spanked

You: NU UH

You: Y'ALL NEVER GETTING THIS YA FREAK BITCH

Stranger: While I fuck her doggy style and I pull her hair

Stranger: I like it dirty keep talking to me dirty

You: pigs

You: mud

You: dirt

Stranger: Stupid slut

You: lol

Stranger: I'll dick slap the shit outta you

You: with what?
your hairpin dick

You: dont think so

Stranger: And you'll take it like the bitch you are you Fucken horny slut

Stranger: Bitch you'll choke on this dick

You: grrl step your fuckin ass back

Stranger: I'm a dude retard

You: you couldnt handle this

Stranger: Do you have a big ass??

You: you fuckass middle schooler

You: get back to class

Stranger: And high schooler genius

You: no shit

Stranger: Do you have a big ass?

You: does it matter

You: like you could get it

Stranger: Yeah and let me hit it so I can prove you wrong

Stranger: I'll

Stranger: Make you feel bomb just come pick me up

You: what day care?

You: Foster's Grove?

Stranger: I'll let you ride this dick and I'll give you gas money

You: your mum's allowance isnt enough sonny

Stranger: I'll give you forty bucks for gas and I'll fuck you right

You: you could give me forty cents and fuck a goat for all I care

Stranger: I'm dead serious if your horny I'll eat you out I'll let you ride my face

You: /v/irgin

Stranger: Nah trust I'm not

Stranger: Your probably fat

You: maybe

You: maybe not

Stranger: You are you stupid hoe

You: and you have a small pricker

Stranger: I wouldn't fuck you your not worth it your to ugly and I only like Mexicans

You: lolwut

You: im actualy a latina fucker

Stranger: Are you mexican??

Stranger: O shit then wassup babygurl

You: do you have any respect for the female gender

Stranger: Come show me how you can bounce that ass on my dick

You: here you are gicing me shit a second ago, and the second you find out my ethnicity you turn bait and decide to pursue again

Stranger: And yes mam I do it's just you started cussing at me

You: im not your fucking fetish object

Stranger: Ok I'll stop cussing if it makes you feel better

Stranger: here for you beautiful ??

You: I want to evaluate your life and maybe do something with your life

You: and stop with the dinky ass emotes

Stranger: Oright ask away

You: How are your grades

You: do you have a job

You: a girlfriend?

Stranger: Horrible no

Stranger: And she dumped me like last month:/

You: as I expected

You: see nobody wants some teenage kid who aint got his shit together

Stranger: I know I'm working on it tho

You: are you really

Stranger: No one wants a fuck up

Stranger: And no not really:/

You: then why are your grades bad
?

You: hmm

Stranger: Cause I don't get along with my teachers I'm actually a drop out at the moment trying to get into another school

You: a lot of people blame their teachers

Stranger: And I'm lazy

Stranger: Very lazy

You: if you really cared, you would put up with their shit and get it done

You: everyone is lazy kid

You: no on want to go to work and do shit

You: but you do it, not only for the money

You: but for thr respect

Stranger: And I know once I get into this school ima focus on that and working out to become a fire fighter

Stranger: I know what I wanna do I just haven't started

Stranger: :/

You: fire fighting is a great profession, but its risky

You: are you really sure about making a commitment like that?

Stranger: I like adrenalin

You: your life and sanity are at risk

Stranger: And yeah I'm sure I can handle it

Stranger: And I don't really think my sanity is

You: now tell me about this lazy part

You: you smoke weed?

Stranger: Yes mam but I stopped like two months ago

You: i know quite a few people who "stopped" for a while and resumed soon after

You: why should i belive you wont do the same?

Stranger: I no doubt ima do it again one day it's to bomb to not do it again

You: but do you realize thats probably why your lazy?

You: watch yourself

Stranger: And it's not even that why I am lazy I just have a really fucked up sleeping schedule like tonight I haven't slept I've bin up all night

You: so do I, but I have work tomorrow

You: you learn to work with it

You: and about that weed

You: careful now, a good friend of mine recently moved over from weed and pills to crack

Stranger: Look I know what I have to do I know my flaws my mistakes and my weeknesses

You: Im concerned and I dont need to see high schoolers doing the same

Stranger: I just have to take that first step and start

You: are you going to?

Stranger: And I promise you I won't move on to heavier shit I made that promise to my ex I wouldbt fuck up my life even more

Stranger: And yes I am

You: your a good kid

You: take care of yourself alright

Stranger: Ok thank you and you as well

You: have a nice day

You: and get some sleep

Stranger: You to and ok I'll try

Stranger:

You have disconnected.

[Deleted]

Turning a troll into a respectable human being...you've done the impossible!
You're like..Chick Norris...

[punk7890™]

That was some win.

[Deleted]

I lol'd

[Wishengrad]

My favorite parts:

You: /v/irgin





You: im actualy a latina fucker

Stranger: Are you mexican??

Stranger: O shit then wassup babygurl

[Sesu Reinoruzu]

Stranger: I'll give you forty bucks for gas and I'll fuck you right

You: you could give me forty cents and fuck a goat for all I care

Was losing it at that part when she sent it on Skype.
Hi-fucking-larious
Part by part so I could savor the good feelings.

[Deleted]

That guy reminds me of a chatbot I once talked to. it was terrible and a habit of switching its gender repeatedly.
If you talked to it for like a half-hour you might be able to carry on a 5 minute conversation with the thing without it making a sexual reference.

[IvanX]

[Wishengrad]

Dec 11, 2012 5:12:29 GMT -5 IvanX said:

[IvanX]

Lol!
That Ivan person is really cool!

[bobbotheclown]

whenever you post "indeed" in reply to an post more than a week old a kitten gets run over by a jeep.

think of the kittens andreawws.