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Post by bobbotheclown on May 10, 2012 14:58:36 GMT -5
there is an ingame test chamber creator for PC users.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2012 0:57:30 GMT -5
I just tried it yesterday. At first I was like 'OH YEAHEAHAHEHEA!" But after an hour, it got really repetitive. Granted, I got a good laugh listening to the stupid comments Glados and Wheatly made. I pretty much lost it when I got to the part where the JK Simmons starts talking to you.
"Just a heads up, we're gonna have a super conductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the walls here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do."
"All these science spheres are made of asbestos by the way, keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping, because that's not part of the test - that's asbestos."
"This first test involves something the lab-boys call repulsion gel. You're not part of the control group by the way - you get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint, ha ha ha! All joking aside, that did happen. Broke every bone in his legs - tragic. But informative! Or so I'm told. "
"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice tha lab-boys gave me: [paper rustling] do not get covered in the repulsion gel! We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one and it does not like the human skeleton."
"Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news: bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
"If you've cut yourself at all in the course of these tests, you may have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline - that's normal. We've been shooting you with an invisible beam that's supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is it's working."
"If you need to go the bathroom in this next series of tests, please let test associates know. Because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen. "
"Alright, we're working on a little teleportation experiment. Now this doesn't work with all skin types, so try to remember which skin is yours, and if it doesn't teleport along with you we'll do what we can to sew you right back into it."
Seriously, I lol'ed at pretty much everything that came out of his mouth XD
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Post by bobbotheclown on May 11, 2012 1:58:08 GMT -5
The map editor is where its at.
i thought it was extremely repetitive and boring too. then the editor came up tuesday. installed it just for the editor and steam workshop. think of it like, infinite DLC for free.
lol portal 2 is on sale again.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2012 12:44:12 GMT -5
ah cool. I might just buy if that map editor comes free. I have a steam account.
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Post by bobbotheclown on May 11, 2012 15:38:50 GMT -5
editor is free.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2012 17:48:07 GMT -5
Cool! Now Valve can have their well earned $7.00. They're totally ripping me off, but I'll manage (sarcasm)
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Post by bobbotheclown on May 11, 2012 21:19:02 GMT -5
i would totally add you on steam if I knew your username.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2012 23:35:14 GMT -5
lol, its 'soulofdeity'
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Post by bobbotheclown on May 12, 2012 0:29:21 GMT -5
tried that. wasnt there when i tried it.
apparently its there now.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2012 0:52:30 GMT -5
cool, I added you to my friends list. I'm still looking for that Portal 2 editor btw, where do you get that?
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Post by bobbotheclown on May 12, 2012 16:35:12 GMT -5
Do you actually own the game?
if so it should be in the main menu under community test chambers.
pretty sure this isnt in the pirated version of the game.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2012 7:29:19 GMT -5
I installed over the pirated version, which led to a corrupt installation. Uninstalled and did a clean install, all works great now. I've also got my first custom map called 'ST00' (meaning Sod's Test 00). The first release was a dunce do to a missing white square, but it's fixed now. I've solved it myself to make sure it's solvable.
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