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Post by bobbotheclown on Dec 16, 2012 5:49:01 GMT -5
granted, but he still didn't wish for anything. and now he's sad.
I wish I still had an n64.
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Post by bobbotheclown on Jan 27, 2013 1:24:41 GMT -5
got it a while ago.
I wish there were more sidescrolling games for the n64.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2013 9:49:40 GMT -5
got it a while ago. I wish there were more sidescrolling games for the n64. Granted, but their controls are all identical to those in the CD-i Zelda games, and you rip your hair out in frustration. In your state of early baldness, you're ridiculed and no girl would ever want you. You die alone and buried with the games, none of which you were able to beat. I wish I could find my psp charger
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2013 14:40:25 GMT -5
got it a while ago. I wish there were more sidescrolling games for the n64. Granted, but their controls are all identical to those in the CD-i Zelda games, and you rip your hair out in frustration. In your state of early baldness, you're ridiculed and no girl would ever want you. You die alone and buried with the games, none of which you were able to beat. I wish I could find my psp charger granted. but now I feel stupid for not find it sooner when I've walked past it 20-30 times looking for it. I wish for coffee.
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Post by bobbotheclown on Jan 27, 2013 17:08:56 GMT -5
granted but you are out of sugar and cream.
I wish for money.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2013 18:28:47 GMT -5
granted but you are out of sugar and cream. I wish for money. Granted, you obtain 5 $1 bills that were used to wipe Justin Bieber's ass. I wish I had supernatural focusing powers.
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Post by bobbotheclown on Jan 27, 2013 20:44:29 GMT -5
still 5 more dollars than i had.
granted but you can only focus slightly more than you can now.
I wish for a wii u.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2013 22:59:18 GMT -5
granted, but it's broken and your receipt flew out the window on the way home from the store.
I wish for a grain of salt.
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Post by bobbotheclown on Jan 27, 2013 23:08:14 GMT -5
granted. but it's a 5 pound slab of it.
I wish you would get on skype so punk and i could play pj64k with you.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2013 1:20:52 GMT -5
granted. but it's a 5 pound slab of it. I wish you would get on skype so punk and i could play pj64k with you. granted, and it is fukkin awesome. Blinx is fabulous, and peach got raped by DK. I wish there was a Kaillera n64 emulator for PSP that ran at full speed
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Post by bobbotheclown on Jan 28, 2013 4:19:15 GMT -5
granted, but it all sucks.
I wish for
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2013 4:46:50 GMT -5
granted, but it all sucks. I wish for granted, but the world implodes. I wish the laws of gravity did not apply. ps. you suck ass gravity...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2013 16:55:42 GMT -5
Granted, humanity *including yourself* got launched into space I wish for the ability to make a half decent wish granted, you wished to be half-decent and it lasted for only 1 nanosecond. I wish I had an indestructible properly working PS Vita.
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Post by Sesu Reinoruzu on Feb 5, 2013 21:41:49 GMT -5
Granted, but the wish you wished for is invalid due to you not paying your wish tax. Wish harder next time.
I wish for taxi to deliver me to the pub.
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Post by bobbotheclown on Feb 5, 2013 23:51:06 GMT -5
granted, but it's that shitty pub that only serves sandwiches and non-alcoholic beer.
I wish it was legal for 18 year olds to drink.
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