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Post by IvanX on Jul 16, 2009 19:30:43 GMT -5
A day passed and our heroes were on a merciless journey to find the M45+3r 5w0rD deep in the HURR woods. "A Bloody day and nothing." Complained IvanX, all the while scratching a life threating groin itch. "You can't expect to fin much in these woods, My friend. Nature has a harsh way of playing tricks on the mind." "Well CLRLY i dun care, FAGGOT." IvanX angrily growled. "IvanX, If you are to succumb to such lowly words, are you truly fit for this journey?" Ivan asked, chuckling at his own use of the word "cum" "Well' you kn-" IvanX began but was soon interrupted by a wayward spear that seemed to skin his teeth. "STOP RIGHT THERE!" A geurdian ambusher screamed. The ambusher was a woman, dark in skin with the trademark yellow eyes of her people. "Give me all your rupies else I should stab a hole into your head. "I'll handle this hoe, Ivan. "IvanX took a step forward, but was held back by his friend. "No, she is a lady and must be treated as so. Allow me I'll take care of this nuisance."
>WILD GEURDO APPEARS >WHAT WILL IVAN DO? >ATTACK >BAG >PKNMS >RUN >>IVAN USES HIT ON >GEURDO WAS UNEFFECTED >GEURDO USES FONDLE BREAST >>IVAN IS AMUSED. >WHAT WILL IVAN DO? >ATTACK >BAG >PKNMS >RUN >>IVAN USES RAPESEX >GEURDO TRIES TO STOP >BUT GIVES IN >>IVAN GAINED 1337 EXP >IVAN OBTAINED SEXY PANT-SU
"And THAT is how you treat a woman."Ivan said "Well I could have figured that much out, dumbass." IvanX cursed\ Ivan rose from the body of his foes and walked away all to happy...until. "Baby, where you going? "The Geurdo asked. "Uhh...Don't worry hun, going to get breakfest, I'll be right back." "No, I'll go with you." "Really its not nessisary" "But I thought we were going to stay home today." "Yeah weeeell...I have work...right now." "Oh goodie, I'll drop you off then" "I'll walk, need the exersize." "I'll walk with you then baby." "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"Ivan screamed, unable to outwit his dastardly opponent.
And so the two, possiblt three heroes set out the continue to fin the M45+3r 5w0rD. "Honey, can we go to JCPenny, I saw this real cut-" "NO!"
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Post by pkmns on Jul 17, 2009 2:30:48 GMT -5
Nice chapter ^^ Oh, and you wrote PKNMS lol
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Post by Sesu Reinoruzu on Jul 17, 2009 6:53:53 GMT -5
CLRLY I LOL'D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2009 10:41:02 GMT -5
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Post by IvanX on Sept 4, 2009 0:04:42 GMT -5
Clry this needs an update.
Our heroes, now with a newfound large-breasted female, made there way to a temple, deep in the HURR wood. "It would seem we have some some sort of temple" Ivan though. "we've founds some sort of temple." IvanX stated. "Indeed." Ivan though. "Indeed IvanX spoke." "STOP COPYFAG" Ivan ranted, wailing his fists at his friend. "NO U!" Retorted IvanX all to heroicly. "FUUU- I'm the hero, dun show me up." "Well, if yer wern't so bloody fuckin' blue i wouldn't need to. "Lolwut" The young geurdian woman said. "Come to think of it,"IvanX began,"We never learned your name madam." "My accent abusing friend does make a good point, perhap, you may bless me with the melody that is your name." "My name,"she spoke"...you may call me Aisha (I-sh-uh, n. Aisha- a female name used in southern arabic countrys.)" "How lovely, did you quote that directly from websters or from some other fag" Ivan asked. "Who cares," IvanX stuck" We found a temple, it's fancy, and i'm sure the M45+3r 5w0rD is somewhere in there." "You make a great point, my friend."Looking up to view just how large the temple was, a shiver ran thought Ivan's spine." A place so large, it would takes several fortnights to find a treasure like the M45+3r 5w0rD." "Ivan,"IvanX said "Imma here to help ye, were good ol' friends I'll tell you what." "I wish to help as well," Aisha said, " I feel a deep bond to you master Ivan." "Master?" Both IvanX and Ivan questioned. "Yes, master Ivan is now my master. After that brilliant display of sexual deviance, a spell I had been placed under was broken, by the might of your pen0r master Ivan." "AAAAAAAnd why did'nt you tell us you under a spell beforehand.?" IvanX asked. "It adds to the plat and suspecen that the writer is making up along as he goes." stated Aisha. "Indeed" the three said. After a quick nod to each other, the three heroes walked into the stange temple, only to have the words "TEMPLE OF LIGHT" appears drmaticly in the airs, almost as if painting an image for someone who had the strange abillity to veiw this epic and true tale as written literature.
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Post by snotskie on Sept 6, 2009 8:19:28 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2009 13:08:03 GMT -5
Clry this needs an update.
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Post by Darkness12345 on Oct 13, 2009 19:40:16 GMT -5
uuuuuummmmmm.......what?
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Post by IvanX on Feb 14, 2010 15:40:01 GMT -5
An eerie feel flooded our heroes at the sight of the decaying walls and tattered stones lining the great Temple of Light. "At mating ground for danger, that this is." IvanX said. "You seem to be right." Ivan spoke, noticing the corpses of what he could only assume were past adventurers. The three investigated their surroundings. There was several dead bodies, a few Skulltula nest, the occasional skull, and an odd full plate armored knight-like fellow wielding enough weapons to fill an armory.
That knight, he attacked.
IvanX barley sidestepped away from a sword swing that cracked the cobblestone flooring. "WTF?!" blurted IvanX. "How the bloody fuck didn't we notice him?" Before anyone could respond, the knight tossed his weapon at Ivan, whom dodged the projectile with great expertise. "WHO MAY THY BE?" The Knight said in a deep, booming voice. "Why the hell did't ye ask us that eariler mate, ye know, before ye try toaquant my skull with yer blade. "I KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SPEAK."The knight said. "Sir, you tryed to kill my Master," Ashia began." We all saw it. "YOU SPEAK LIES, FEMALE. RETURN TO YOUR KITCHEN NOW." "HEY, no one speak to my sex slave in that manner...unless your me...or IvanX...or well everyone else, but not some lumbering bucket-head! "Ivan Yelled. "YOUR WORDS STING CHILD." The Knight Said. "Well, sir, I'll ignore your hurt feelings and ask you, Do you know the whereabouts of the M45+3r 5w0rD. The knight Pulled a weapons from his sheath witch gleams in the empty light. "WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR IS IN MY HANDS CHILD." The Three heroes looked towards each othe and charged.
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Post by IvanX on Feb 14, 2010 20:04:18 GMT -5
IvanX drove past the Knights left, swinging a wide arc with his axe. The weapon bounced off leaving no trace of a hit. "Shit, I'm as useless as bubble man. "Grumbled IvanX. " YOUNG AXE WIELDER, YOU I WARN YOU, MY ARMOR IS IMPENETRABLE." "No shit Sherlock" IvanX retorted. Ivan leaned against a rock heroically avoiding the fight. Ey mate, I could use zeh halp abouta now." IvanX growled "Must I?" Asked Ivan "Yeah man, don be fretting homie. I be needing yer help with this foo. Ivan broke into a dash, flailing kicks at the knights mighty armor. "YOU FOOL, I'VE TOLD YOU I CANNOT BE HARMED."The knight responed with a backhand slap. " I SHALL SLAY YE WITH THE TREASURE YOUR SEARCHING FOR. The Knight drew the M45+3r 5w0rD from its sheath. "SSSSHHIIIIIIINK" The Knight drew another blade from a nearby corpse. "YOU'LL NOT LIVE PAST THIS DAY CHILD." Ivan followed suit, taking the blade from an impaled body and bracing himself for a fight. "IvanX, stand back and protect Aisha, she is a woman and cannot fight." "Go fuck yourself master" Aisha cursed
The knight's punishing gaze broke through his plate helmet and sought Ivan. "YOU SHOULD FEAR CHILD, I'VE ALREADY KILLED YOUR FRIENDS." "Uh...no you didn't...there standing right there" Ivan pointed out "UHHH...NO THERE NOT" "YEAH, they are." "GO FUCK YOURSELF." And with those words, the battle begun.
The knight charged in sweeping low with both blades, forcing Ivan to step back, all in line with the Knight's tactics. Ivan took the moment his foe was using to return to his idle animation to thrust at the Knights armor, causing no visible damage. The patten repeated until the Knight had forced Ivan into a corner. "YOU LEAVE YOURSELF OPEN TO ATTACK FAR TO OFTER CHILD,I SHOULD END THIS CHARADE OF A FIGHT NOW." The Knight stabbed both blades, one high and one low.
IvanX was shocked.
Aisha was scared
The Knight grinned under his helmet.
And Ivan...was impaled onto the wall, dread seeping onto his face like the blood that dripped from his body.The knight slowly drew the blades back, making sure to watch his foe's face writhe in pain. Ivan fell to the floor in a slump. "I WARNED YOU OF THE CONSEQUENCES O THIS FIGHT CHILD, YET YOU IGNORED MY WORDS." The knight turned back to face IvanX and Aisha, whom where reacting with anger and tears. "Y...YOU FUCKER." IvanX ran forth, making a mad dash directly at the knight. "YE KILLED IVAN! YE KILLED IVAN." IvanX swung his axe wildy, blind fury fueling ever slice. "I WARNED HIM. SUCH POWER AS THE M45+3r 5w0rD SHOULD NEVER BELONG TO A MORTAL." The knight said "HE WOULD ONLY HAVED DIED WIELDING SUCH A WEAPON." "And...why do *cough* do you say that, fine knight?" Said Ivan as he rose into a defiant stance. "YOUR STUBBORN CHILD, WHY PROLONG YOUR PAIN?" Asked the Knight. "Be...because, "Ivan said, raising his hand parallel to his face." I have this.
A golden light shone from Ivan's hand and the vague shape of triangle, separated into four sections, glowed a dim golden hue. "Never underestimate what a so called 'child' can do." With a grin, I van stood erect and dashed at the knight with a god-like speed. In a mad riot of slashes, all which seemed to burn with a couragous power, sheared the Knight's armored to shreds.
"WHAT IS THIS?!" The Knight yelled. "YOUR NOT HUMAN ARE YOU?!" Ivan moved a lock of hair from the side of his face, revealing his ear, pointed at the tip and rather long. "Your Right Sir Knight," Ivan stood with a confident smirk, ignoring the gaping wounds in this body. "I'm a hylian."
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Post by bobbotheclown on Feb 15, 2010 8:12:53 GMT -5
:')
my name wasn't said yet
:')
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Post by bobbotheclown on Feb 15, 2010 8:13:54 GMT -5
please dont make the bad guy bobbo.
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Post by IvanX on Feb 15, 2010 13:20:29 GMT -5
Hmmm....Bobbo the bard? Bobbo the Demonslayer? How about Bobbo the chicken keeper.
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Post by bobbotheclown on Feb 15, 2010 19:56:11 GMT -5
CHICKEN KEEPER
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Post by Mr.Twiiterable on Feb 23, 2010 10:10:58 GMT -5
LOL
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