Post by IvanX on Jul 11, 2009 6:06:22 GMT -5
In the days of before, a legend of a man, a young traveler by the name of Ivan. He traveled across many lands to deliver a cure to the lord of Glitchkillia, King Punk. The king was suffering from dinner thought overload, and without the king, Glitckillia's economy was failing.
The markets where flooded with non-posting members and the Town forum was ridden with civilians who where constantly asking each others questions.
"Time is running short" Ivan thought, "The king could have a stomach ache by now." A wind from the south was picking up, whipping Ivan's cloak into the airs.
" I have a feeling something veil is amuck." Almost as if on cue, a figure emerged from a nearby bush, whipping his staff and D*** in a wild fashion. Ivan steeped back. "What are you?!" Ivan yelled.
"Why...I'm nothing more than your demise, Fear me traveler, for I am The Magician of Men,
The Bringer of buttsehx,
And mostly, the Alchemist of Aids. I am LEXA THE GREAT.
"Axel...I know it's you..."Ivan said with a uncaring expression."
"Very well, you know of my identity, therefore, I shall fight you, for you have something that interest me.
"Say my P**** and I'll kill you"
"Never! But that sword you have, I believe it can channel magic from it's user to form some sort of blast."
"A good eye you have, O' Aidsy one, but to take my weapon, you'll have to pry it from by dead hands." With a smirk, Ivan drew his sword from his sheath and struck a heroic pose. "IVAN USES WATERGUN"
BUT AXEL WASN'T AFFECTED
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Screamed Ivan.
Axel charged a milky white orb of energy and shot it forth at blinding speed. Ivan could barley dodge the attack "Such power" He thought. A plume of dust erupted as Ivan bound forward, flipping forward in midair. With one powerful slash, Ivan shattered the magician's staff. Shard of metal broke in a fiery explosion as Ivan use his Hi-ougi, "Riking blade"
Axel gasped, then shot an angry glare In Ivan's direction.
"You...YOU FOOL! My staff, and even worse, the sword..." Axel's voice trailed to a mere whisper.
The magician's word were true, Ivan looked at his blade to see his weapon shattered in many places, Only the hilt and handguard were in our hero's hands.
"FAIL" Axel grinned.
"NO U" Ivan retorted
"K GUNNA FIX UR SORDS FUR MAH USE KTHXBAI...FUCK, SPILLED MUH WATER ON MUH." and with those last words, Axel used his Aids magic to Teleport to his brothel with the broken sword pieces.
Ivan looked around, parinoid of his surrounding.
"THHHRRRREEEEEEEE DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..." Axel's voice said from an distance. "I'll be back, and stronger than ever."
Ivan ajusted his cloak, looked off into the distance and dismissed the Mage's words.
For Ivan...was on his way to the first town on his journey, Tessopia.
*IvanX has permission to edit this for it originated from a colab thing"
The markets where flooded with non-posting members and the Town forum was ridden with civilians who where constantly asking each others questions.
"Time is running short" Ivan thought, "The king could have a stomach ache by now." A wind from the south was picking up, whipping Ivan's cloak into the airs.
" I have a feeling something veil is amuck." Almost as if on cue, a figure emerged from a nearby bush, whipping his staff and D*** in a wild fashion. Ivan steeped back. "What are you?!" Ivan yelled.
"Why...I'm nothing more than your demise, Fear me traveler, for I am The Magician of Men,
The Bringer of buttsehx,
And mostly, the Alchemist of Aids. I am LEXA THE GREAT.
"Axel...I know it's you..."Ivan said with a uncaring expression."
"Very well, you know of my identity, therefore, I shall fight you, for you have something that interest me.
"Say my P**** and I'll kill you"
"Never! But that sword you have, I believe it can channel magic from it's user to form some sort of blast."
"A good eye you have, O' Aidsy one, but to take my weapon, you'll have to pry it from by dead hands." With a smirk, Ivan drew his sword from his sheath and struck a heroic pose. "IVAN USES WATERGUN"
BUT AXEL WASN'T AFFECTED
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Screamed Ivan.
Axel charged a milky white orb of energy and shot it forth at blinding speed. Ivan could barley dodge the attack "Such power" He thought. A plume of dust erupted as Ivan bound forward, flipping forward in midair. With one powerful slash, Ivan shattered the magician's staff. Shard of metal broke in a fiery explosion as Ivan use his Hi-ougi, "Riking blade"
Axel gasped, then shot an angry glare In Ivan's direction.
"You...YOU FOOL! My staff, and even worse, the sword..." Axel's voice trailed to a mere whisper.
The magician's word were true, Ivan looked at his blade to see his weapon shattered in many places, Only the hilt and handguard were in our hero's hands.
"FAIL" Axel grinned.
"NO U" Ivan retorted
"K GUNNA FIX UR SORDS FUR MAH USE KTHXBAI...FUCK, SPILLED MUH WATER ON MUH." and with those last words, Axel used his Aids magic to Teleport to his brothel with the broken sword pieces.
Ivan looked around, parinoid of his surrounding.
"THHHRRRREEEEEEEE DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..." Axel's voice said from an distance. "I'll be back, and stronger than ever."
Ivan ajusted his cloak, looked off into the distance and dismissed the Mage's words.
For Ivan...was on his way to the first town on his journey, Tessopia.
*IvanX has permission to edit this for it originated from a colab thing"